I Have Issues

It's a common problem - stupidity - it just never leaves people satisfied.
But I am learning that sarcasm is a temporary relief.

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Whatever happens tomorrow you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are. Not a perfect soldier, but a good man.

(via ru3ss)

embodyilluminati:

This guy has it figured out! Good addition to the original post

broscw:

embodyilluminati:

Always do what you are afraid to do.

― Ralph Waldo Emerson

All we are is a carefully controlled amalgamation of minerals suspended in water. The biochemical-electromagnetic waves that jump from neuron to neuron in our brain are interpreted by our living awareness into forms, feelings, and a sense of time. Reality is just the observation of change in what is really only ever one thing in the first place.

(via eswynn)

gay8:

Sean Mundy
Untitled, 2014

"The true terrorists of our world do not meet at the docks at midnight or scream “Allah Akbar” before some violent action. The true terrorists of our world wear 5000 dollar suits and work in the highest positions of finance, government, and business."

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humorous-blog:

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°


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